Gene Evans credited as playing...
Chief Molumphry
- Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: Molumphry, will this boat go down?
- Chief Molumphry: Like a rock sir.
- Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: Mr. Watson, how are the plates?
- Lt. Watson: Tight as a drum sir.
- Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: And the engines, Tostin?
- Chief Mechanic's Mate Sam Tostin: Factory fresh, sir.
- Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: Well how about it?
- Capt. J.B. Henderson: I say take your thieves and these liars here and get the hell out. Oh there's one stipulation, you'll engage no enemy shipping and that includes lifeboats. Even if you see one of them swimming in the water, avoid him. He might kick a hole in your side. Good luck Matt.
- Fox: [comes up the ladder] I found it! I found it! I found it! Look!
- [holds up a water soaked box with something in it beyond recognition]
- Chief Molumphry: I give up, what is it?
- Fox: It's a cake my mother sent me.
- Chief Molumphry: Oh, isn't that nice. Take it down to the cook. Maybe he'll warm it up for you.
- [Fox leaves]
- Chief Molumphry: Mothers. Why couldn't she send us something we need. Like an universal coupling joint.
- Chief Molumphry: Pink! Twenty-five years I've been in the Navy, I've never seen anything like this. A pink submarine. All right you guys, you got three hours to have yourselves a happy new year. But at 1700, every man on this crew starts painting her grey!