Bea Benaderet credited as playing...
Betty Rubble • Nurse • Girl #2 • Switch Board Operator • Agatha Agate • Alice Secretary • Bird • Brigette • Cookie • Dancer • Dressmaker • Employment Agency Lady • Girl #1 • Girls in Beauty Contest • Gravella • Hester • Ladies in Office • Lady • Lady in Office • Lady on Phone • Lady with Baby Pram • Lion Cubs • Marylou Jim • Miss Wealthstone • Mrs. Carborundum • Mrs. Rose Sweetslam • Mrs. Slag • Ms. Boneville • Ms. Cobblehop • Ms. La Rock • Ms. Pitchblend • Octopuss • Old Lady • Operating Room Nurse • Rita • Sales Lady • Sally Secretary • Secretary • Waitress
- Barney Rubble: Say, Fred, ain't it time for the big fight?
- Fred Flintstone: Hey-hey, I'm glad you remembered! You fix the chairs. I'll get the soda and popcorn.
- Wilma Flintstone: I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.
- Barney Rubble: [while moving two chairs over to the window looking into the neighbors' home] You kiddin'? Tonight's for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout.
- Betty Rubble: Heavyweight or lightweight?
- Barney Rubble: Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight.
- Wilma Flintstone: Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here.
- Fred Flintstone: This is not on TV. It's a closed-circuit.
- Betty Rubble: But who's fighting?
- Barney Rubble: The new neighbors - Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred! You don't intend to eavespeep?
- Fred Flintstone: Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, I thought he'd never stop!
- Betty Rubble: Oh, that's terrible! You mean that meek little man hit's his wife?
- Fred Flintstone: No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter.
- Barney Rubble: You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.
- Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
- Fred Flintstone: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
- Wilma Flintstone: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
- Betty Rubble: We heard him described to a T.
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, do you know where they went?
- Wilma Flintstone: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
- [She starts crying]
- Fred Flintstone: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: C'mon, let's go.
- Barney Rubble: Right Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: You ever play football, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred, why?
- Fred Flintstone: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.