Castle Keep (1969)

Peter Falk: Sgt. Rossi

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Quotes 

• Sfc. Rossie Baker : [enterting brothel with loaves]  Everybody should eat more bread. Feeds the heart. And remember, the heart's the second-most important organ in the human body.

• Sfc. Rossie Baker : If we get caught, can they shoot us for wearing a German tank?

• Cpl. Clearboy : ...or we can swim the moat.

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : The moat? What the hell war is this?

• Sfc. Rossie Baker : Listen, battles are lost because people get excited. There's only one way to calm the situation down - go to bed with a woman. Afterwards you'll be able to concentrate.

• Lt. Billy Byron Bix : [leading singing] 

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : Hey, you're waking everybody up! Go back to your outfit!

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : [singing subsides]  Excuse me?

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : You're waking everybody up, go back to your outfit.

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : We have no outfit. We've withdrawn. We don't believe in fighting.

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : Well who believes in fighting?

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : We believe in God. That frightens you, doesn't it? All you believe in is fornication, and killing.

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : What?

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : We're conscientious objectors!

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : You mean, you conscientiously object to fornicating?

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : [leads singing again, loudly] 

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : [taps Lt. Bix on shoulder as singing continues]  Hey! Didn't you tell 'em? They're supposed to excuse you from combat.

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : They said that our sect was too small!

  Sfc. Rossie Baker : Your what was too small?

  Lt. Billy Byron Bix : Sect! S-E-C-T!

• Sfc. Rossie Baker : Did you hear a scream? Like a woman, or an eagle... or a world coming to an end.