Valerie Harper credited as playing...
Rhoda Morgenstern • Rhoda Gerard
- Phyllis Lindstrom: I just thought I'd see what you swingin' singles do for fun.
- Rhoda Morgenstern: Same as you - sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.
- Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.
- Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!
- [staring at a piece of candy she is about to eat]
- Rhoda Morgenstern: I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
- [Mary is disappointed that she received a C plus on her essay from Professor Whitfield, while Rhoda earned a B on hers]
- Rhoda Morgenstern: I'll trade you my B for your "Where are we going tonight?"
- Rhoda Morgenstern: It's a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn't you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.