Black Killer

I'm getting bored with this plot now. A bunch of Mexican bandidos are terrorizing a Western frontier town with the aid of a local banker. A mysterious wonky-faced stranger (Klaus Kinski) turns up. He's got loads of books with guns in them and seems to be some sort of lawyer. Another more normal faced stranger turns up and after killing some bandidos, finds himself the new sheriff. This in turn causes the bandidos to go and murder his brother and gang-rape his sister in law. You know the drill.

This one tries to bring the old tired plot in line with the increasing excesses of the seventies by including nudity (hilariously random when it happens and nothing to do with anything!) and more violence and bloodshed. The rather bloody killing of the first sheriff aside, most of the first half of the film kind of wanders round in circles while they try and establish a reason for the gunslinger to get revenge on the bandits.

That said, they do also have the sister-in-law go on the rampage too – which also makes this some kind of half-arsed rape revenge flick too, but this plot has been driven into the ground and in being more extreme Black Killer ignores the tongue-in-cheek elements that make Guiliano Carnimeo's films of the same year more enjoyable.

I'm guessing though that Klaus Kinski fans would like it though. He's quite substantial here instead of the usual cameo, and is dubbed with a rather strange voice.

*Pulls up chair* You know, years ago, I said to the missus I said "I like Italian horror films, and the Mad Max rip offs, so I'm just gonna collect them" I said, saying in a speaking voice "I'll never collect Spaghetti Westerns…that way lies madness." I intoned in a sexy, breathy voice to the empty room I was addressing as the missus has already left by that point.

And I never did. In fact, I just made up the plots to all these reviews.