Malcolm McDowell credited as playing...
Bruce
- Bruce Pritchard: Hey, don't cry.There's nothing to cry about.
- Jill Matthews: I'm not.
- Bruce Pritchard: It's no good being in love if it makes you cry.
- Jill Matthews: I'm not crying.
- Bruce Pritchard: I only want to make you happy.
- Jill Matthews: Oh, you do.
- Bruce Pritchard: What?
- Jill Matthews: You do.
- Bruce Pritchard: That's why you're crying? Because you're happy? You're going to be crying for all your married life, then.
- Bruce Pritchard: I hate that bloody Geoffery, 'cause he kissed you before I did.
- Jill Matthews: I didn't know you then, did I?
- Bruce Pritchard: Just as well, you wouldn't have looked at me twice. I'm much nicer a cripple.
- Sarah: Are you a writer?
- Bruce Pritchard: Not really. Trying to be.
- Sarah: What do you write about?
- Bruce Pritchard: This and that.
- Sarah: What, thrillers? Love stories?
- Bruce Pritchard: Why should I write love stories?
- Sarah: People do, you know. Even people in wheelchairs.
- [Mocking abled patrons at a charity event]
- Bruce Pritchard: How fascinating! Some of them can move!
- Jill Matthews: Yes, and they speak, too. That one talked so clearly.
- Bruce Pritchard: Have you noticed, some of them have got five fingers. That bloke over there's got it.
- Jill Matthews: Sad, isn't it? Doctors say five fingers on the hand is almost impossible to cure.
- Bruce Pritchard: Oh, they get it from shaking, you know.
- Jill Matthews: Still, they all look terribly cheerful.
- Bruce Pritchard: Oh yes, some of them are very brave. Imagine, going through life on legs.
- Jill Matthews: Yes, and you'd be surprised how clever they are on those legs, once they get used to them. You know, some of them even dance.
- Bruce Pritchard: How fascinating! Do you think they'll dance for us?
- Jill Matthews: Oh no, they only do that on special occasions. They have to have injections first.
- Bruce Pritchard: What kind of injections?
- Jill Matthews: They inject them with gin.
- Bruce Pritchard: Do you realize I'm twenty-four years old? Feel more like bloody sixty.
- Terry: Aye, you look bloody sixty as well.
- Bruce Pritchard: My looks are the results of my efforts to become a great writer.
- Bruce Pritchard: I'm not getting at you or anything but, have you ever done it with Gladys?
- Harold: No, I never have.
- Bruce Pritchard: With anybody?
- Harold: Not really.
- Bruce Pritchard: What does that mean?
- Harold: Well, you know, not really.
- Bruce Pritchard: Well, you're lucky. It's not that much. It's not that much without love.
- Terry: You alright?
- Bruce Pritchard: 'Course I'm alright. I'm so alright I wish to be alone.
- [Terry leaves, Bruce walks into an elevator and collapses]
- Mr. Latbury: I understand from the vicar that you haven't been inside our church since you arrived here.
- Rev. Corbett: Well, I daresay we shall see him admitted to the kingdom of heaven in the end, Mr. Latbury.
- Bruce Pritchard: No, not me. Deuteronomy, chapter twenty three, verse one, and I quote; He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the lord. That's me, ladies and gentlemen.