The Return of Count Yorga

Ah, the seventies. Don't you miss 'em? Even the trash had class. This sequel is even jocular than the original but any laughter soon becomes forced as director Kelljan seems to have an unnerving understanding of evil, creating a disquieting atmosphere which borders on verite and never relaxes it's disturbing grip. Great photography of swamplands. There is one really distressing scene with a mute housekeeper who is unable to scream upon discovery of multiple murder. She is also unable to articulate the evil of a boy she knows is lying about the death of his parents. It's a great performance. The film also features Mariette Hartley, an actress who was once tipped for the top but never quite managed it, through no fault of her own. The scenes where this women of a sweet Christian nature is stalked by a harem of taunting vampires and trapped by Yorga himself are strongly performed. Hard to know what this film's attitude to life and religion is though, although an early speech by Yorga gives hints (being a predator is not morally pernicious), it just has this odd atmosphere.

Quarry is great and has the best line in dry wit. While attending an orphanage party he finds himself by a piano with a kid banging away on the keys. "Do you like Beethoven, mister?" he asks. "When played well", Yorga disdainfully replies. Great stuff. How Yorga's man servant continues to do his job so well in this film is something of a mystery. He was killed in the first one.

1971's "The Return of Count Yorga" boasts the same team responsible for "Count Yorga, Vampire," star Robert Quarry reprising his role as the Bulgarian count, again produced by Michael Macready and directed by Bob Kelljan. The ambitious script is a collaboration between Kelljan and then-wife Yvonne Wilder, casting herself as a mute character speaking through sign language, the setting changed from Los Angeles to San Francisco, an even more sprawling estate near the Westwood Orphanage run by Reverend Thomas (Tom Toner). The boy Tommy (Philip Frame) encounters the revived Yorga in a rundown cemetery where his vampire brides emerge from their graves, becoming the catalyst for every targeted attack. The Count is introduced at a masquerade party for the orphanage, where he first puts the bite on a singer before meeting Cynthia Nelson (Mariette Hartley), her fiancee, Dr. David Baldwin (Roger Perry, back as a new character), and sisters Ellen (Karen Houston) and mute Jennifer (Yvonne Wilder). The Nelson family find it difficult to sleep with little Tommy staying over at their home, a sudden attack by Yorga's vampire brood resulting in both parents dead, Cynthia kidnapped, and Ellen joining the undead ranks, poor Jennifer discovering the carnage in the morning. Lt. Madden (Rudy De Luca) and Sgt. O'Connor (Craig T. Nelson) arrive to investigate, only to find the premises spotless and no bodies around, a note for Jennifer left behind claiming that her parents had to leave suddenly to visit relatives. Cynthia is unmoved by Yorga's romantic overtures, a helpless prisoner of the labyrinthine confines of the count's estate, where the corpses of her mother and father are buried in a pool of quicksand. Jennifer's repeated warnings and Tommy's denials lead to several more disappearances, until Baldwin, Madden, and O'Connor decide to search for Cynthia at Yorga's home, the Reverend offering them cover with a plea for financial assistance. The climactic formula is intact, the stakes raised by the presence of two bewildered cops who find themselves trapped with no escape: "what are we running for?" "cause we're scared!" Robert Quarry is slightly less effective in creating sympathy for his lonely existence, much like Barnabas Collins on DARK SHADOWS, but still admirably deceptive and ferocious in his bloodlust. Tommy is truly a creepy little monster, prevented from bashing in a fellow orphan's skull but soon graduating to using a knife to carry out his misdeeds. Rudy De Luca and Craig T. Nelson both make their film debuts as the hapless cops, teamed again after comic experience on one of Tim Conway's variety shows, the former best known for many collaborations with Mel Brooks, the latter for his starring role on COACH. De Luca gets the best line when advised on how to use two sticks as a crucifix: "no playin' hero, and the first one to find the vampire screams his ass off!"

First of all, the sets and atmosphere are great. An opening grave yard is truly beautiful and spooky. Perhaps the big-haired living dead women crawl their way out of the dirt with too much ease, but style is more important than being realistic. The Count appears to have no reason to be at the boarding school's halloween bash, but he is there, uninvited, clashing with the other guests. The fact that there is a costumed vampire at the party, leads to amusing tension and the viewer knows that the Count will be teaching these people a thing or two about real vampires as the movie continues.

Cameras are placed creatively throughout the film. One strangulation scene on a dock is shot from underwater with screaming whale sound effects. Shots in Yorga's mansion utilize quite a bit of framing through doorways. In fact doors are important to the film, the house is rigged with mechanical gates that open to reveal vampires (or close to trap intruders) numerous times. Also in the house, unexplained baby dolls, but they are creepy and so serve their purpose. Sound effects include whispering voices and laughter, perhaps not original, but fun.

You could look at this film as a mess, or you could have a good time watching it as I did. I don't need every phenomenon to make perfect sence or for all elements to be resolved. I like mysterious, bizarre, artistic horror.

In many respects, this film is a superior to the original Count Yorga, Vampire. Robert Quarry returns as the charming, sophisticated vampire that lives by an orphanage. His performance is wonderful as he matches witty remarks to dull conversation. At one point, as he attends a costume party, one lady touches his cape and asks where his fangs are. Quarry replies in a very sardonic manner, "Where are your manners?" That is but just one of his great one-liners. The real difference though between this and the first film is the unrelenting horror and tension created by director Bob Kelljan(and the fact that the budget and supporting cast were upgraded a good deal as well). Some of the scenes are truly frightening, especially the onslaught of the house by the horde of female bloodsuckers. The castle-like home used for Yorga's lair is also breath-taking and chilling in its baronial splendour. The acting aside from Quarry is first-rate this time around. Roger Perry is back as a Van Helsing type, but he is suitably aided by Mariette Hartley, Rudy DeLuca, Craig Nelson, and a fine performance by Yvonne Wilder as a deaf mute. Screen veteran George MacCready has a very small role as a professor, but his short screen time is a joy to behold as he adds comic relief to this somewhat black comedic film, verbally confusing Yorga to yoga. An excellent film!

The Santa Ana winds howl, signalling the return of Count Yorga, who had previously been killed, The Count has a penchant for Orphans from the local orphanage, and becomes very drawn to beautiful teacher,

I haven't seen the original film for years, but I remember it fondly, and have always regarded it as one of my favourite classic horrors, this is a very worthy follow up. It's definitely a little bit cheesy at times, but if like me you're a fan of seventies horror, you'll enjoy it.

Robert Quarry is excellent as Yorga once again, his eyes were wonderfully deadpan throughout the film, but there's no denying he had a real elegance and presence.

Great scenes of San Francisco in the early 1970's, I bet that was one awesome place to be.

Some of the makeup is a little questionable as you'd perhaps expect, but surely that can be forgiven, I don't think any expectations of greatness were made when they produced this film, but overall it does the job.

Worth seeing, 7/10.