Paris Themmen: Mike Teevee
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Mike Teevee : Look at me, I'm gonna be be the first person in the world to be sent by television!
Mrs. Teevee : Mike, get away from that thing!
Willy Wonka : [unenthusiastically] Stop. Don't. Come back.
Mike Teevee : Lights, camera, *action*!
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Mike Teevee : Wait till I get a real one. Colt 45. Pop won't let me have one yet, will ya, Pop?
Mr. Teevee : Not till you're 12, son.
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[Willy Wonka and the group are still on the boat and are at the hallway outside the inventing room]
Willy Wonka : We're there.
Mrs. Teevee : Where?
Willy Wonka : Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore!
Mr. Beauregarde : Let me off this crate!
Mike Teevee : Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.?
Mrs. Teevee : I don't know.
Mr. Salt : What a nightmare.
Veruca Salt : Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
[Charlie and Grandpa Joe look and read a sign at the door]
Charlie : Dairy cream...
Grandpa Joe : Whipped cream...
Charlie : Coffee cream...
Grandpa Joe : Vanilla cream...
Charlie , Grandpa Joe : Hair cream?
Willy Wonka : Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit.
[Translation: My dominions, please give me your attention]
Mrs. Teevee : That's not French.
Willy Wonka : Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik.
[Translation: You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory]
Mr. Salt : I can't take much more of this.
Willy Wonka : Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room.
[Translation: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room]
Willy Wonka : Now, remember: No messing about, no touching, no tasting, no telling.
Grandpa Joe : No telling what?
Willy Wonka : You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!
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Mike Teevee : Where are you taking me?
[as Mrs. Teavee inserts him into her purse]
Mike Teevee : I don't wanna go in there...!
Mrs. Teevee : Be quiet.
Mike Teevee : Hey, let me out, it's dark in here. Come on, Mom, I want to be on TV. Let me out, Mom, or I'll gnaw my way out. I'm warning you, Mom, there's a nail file in here. If you don't let me out, I'll smear your lipstick all over everything.
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Willy Wonka : [Showing off his geese that lay golden eggs] They're laying overtime right now, for Easter.
Mike Teevee : But Easter's over!
Willy Wonka : [clapping a hand over Mike's mouth] Ssshhh!
[quietly]
Willy Wonka : They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
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[Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]
Charlie : Hey, the room is getting smaller.
Mrs. Teevee : No, it's not. He's getting bigger!
Mr. Salt : He's at it again!
Mike Teevee : Where's the chocolate?
Mr. Beauregarde : I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt : I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka : Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs. Gloop : You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!
Mr. Salt : You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!
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Charlie : [after eating the now-shrunken Wonka bar] It's perfect.
Mrs. Teevee : It's unbelievable!
Grandpa Joe : It's a miracle!
Mike Teevee : It's a TV dinner!
Willy Wonka : It's Wonkavision.
Grandpa Joe : It could change the world!
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Reporter : So, ya like the killings, huh?
Mike Teevee : What do you think life's all about?
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Mike Teevee : Boy, what a great show.
Mrs. Teevee : I serve all his TV dinners right here. He's never even been to the table.