Cabaret (1972)
Fritz Wepper: Fritz Wendel
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Quotes
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Fritz Wendel : Do you know what she has done to me? It's terrible! She has turned me into an honest man.
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Sally : I saw a film the other day about syphilis. Ugh! It was too awful. I couldn't let a man touch me for a week. Is it true you can get it from kissing?
Fritz : Oh, yes. And your king, Henry VIII, got it from Cardinal Wolsey whispering in his ear.
Natalia : That is not, I believe, founded in fact. But from kissing, most decidedly; and from towels, and from cups.
Sally : And of course screwing.
Natalia : Screw-ing, please?
Sally : Oh, uh...
[thinking]
Sally : fornication.
Natalia : For-ni-ca-tion?
Sally : Oh, uh, Bri, darling, what is the German word?
Brian Roberts : I don't remember.
Sally : [thinking] Oh... um... oh yes!
Brian Roberts : Oh, no...
Sally : Bumsen!
Natalia : [appalled] Oh.
Brian Roberts : That would be the one German word you pronounce perfectly.
Sally : Well, I ought to. I spent the entire afternoon bumsening like mad with this ghastly old producer who promised to get me a contract.
[pause]
Sally : Gin, Miss Landauer?
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Brian Roberts : How's the, uh, gigolo campaign going?
Fritz Wendel : Terrible. This week, already I'm giving up three dinner invitations to spend thirty-two marks on her.
Brian Roberts : That's quite a sacrifice.
Fritz Wendel : And here's the craziness: I like it. God damn it!
Brian Roberts : What?
Fritz Wendel : I think I'm falling in love with her.
Brian Roberts : Oh, I'm so sorry.
Fritz Wendel : So am I.