Gene Wilder: Doctor Ross
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[Dr. Ross's wife has caught him in bed with a sheep wearing sexy black garters]
Mrs. Ross : [upset] How could you?
Dr Doug Ross : This is Mrs. Bencours, one of my patients. She thinks she's a sheep.
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Doctor Ross : [on the phone] Room Service, this is Doctor Ross in Room 525. I would like to have some chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and some grass. Oh, just plain green grass.
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Doctor Ross : Don't bring in a sheep into this office! My mother just got finished paying for it!
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Mrs. Ross : What are you doing?
Doctor Ross : Oh, just nothing.
Mrs. Ross : You're not doing just nothing. You were fondling your lamb's wool sweater.
Doctor Ross : I was not fondling my lamb's wool sweater. What would I do something like that for?
Mrs. Ross : Well, God knows?
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Nurse : Doctor, Mr. Milos brought in his sheep.
Doctor Ross : She's here? Alright, show her in.
[Nurse brings in Daisy]
Doctor Ross : Thank you. You can go.
[Nurse departs]
Doctor Ross : Hi, darling. I know this must all seem very strange to you. You from the hills of Armenia and me from Jackson Heights. And yet, I think it could work. If we gave it a chance.
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Doctor Ross : Mr. Milos, what you don't understand is its not normal to experience mature love for anything with four legs!
Milos : Wait till you meet her!
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Doctor Ross : Now, what seems to be the trouble?
Milos : I am in love with a sheep.
Doctor Ross : I beg your pardon?
Milos : I am in love with a sheep.
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Doctor Ross : You need a psychiatrist. I am a medical doctor.
Milos : Speak to her. Please.
Doctor Ross : I can't talk to a sheep. Are you nuts?
Milos : She's outside in my brother's truck!
Doctor Ross : Would you get out of my office, please! I'm an MD. I'm not a veterinarian!
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Milos : I took Daisy off to a little cove and there, under the Armenian sky, had sexual intercourse.
Doctor Ross : With the sheep?
Milos : Naturally. It was the greatest lay I ever had!
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Doctor Ross : Daisy, Daisy, let's be gentle.
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Doctor Ross : I'm sorry, honey. I was out when you phoned. Emergency house call. Mmm, you smell good.
Mrs. Ross : [sniffs] Darling, is it my imagination or do you always smell from lamb chops?