Get to Know Your Rabbit (1972)

Allen Garfield: Vic

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• Vic : No hard feelings, Don-baby. You, too, sweetie. I just hope that sometime, someplace, I find a girl that can appreciate a good medium-priced brassiere.

• Vic : Just leave it to me, we're going to have ourselves one helluva bash. In the meantime, Don-baby, I hope you realize I got you in the back seat with a real expert, huh? I mean, just one look at her and you can tell she's the type of cheap broad that knows exactly what to do in the back of a car, huh?

• Vic : You must be new at this sort of thing, Don-baby. Is that type of cheap broad with no brassiere ever with anybody, huh? You know how much you can count on a cheap broad like that with no brassiere? Nowhere. Nothing. Zero.

• Vic : That's nice. That's very nice. Is that nice or not?

  Susan : Yes, it's very nice. It's nice.

  Vic : It's nice. That's what I said. Donald, Donald the show's over here, Donald.

  [takes Donald had and places it on Susan's breast] 

  Vic : Know what I like about this, Donald? L and S. Never forget that. It lifts - and it separates, Donald. It lifts and separates. Huh?

  Donald Beeman : Is this all we'll be doing? Her just trying on bras?

  Vic : These are brassieres, Donald. Don't forget it.

  Donald Beeman : Oh, yeah. Brassieres.

  Vic : Yeah, you'll learn. Don't worry. I just gotta get a clearer picture of the situation. Now, keep your hand there. That's right.

• Vic : [bringing out a new set of bras]  Look at this model. Now, here's a model that would reflect your basic earthiness - but, I mean, basic earthiness combined with a sense of breeding.

• Vic : [Susan is trying on bras]  It's nice. It's very nice. Now, is that nice or not? Sweetie, with that model there, I guarantee you can get into any high-tone place in town. No questions asked. No, don't, don't primp, darling. Nobody likes a primper.

• Vic : How the hell are you, Donald-bay? Listen, Donald-baby, why don't we go to the party? We'll find it for ourselves, huh?

  Donald Beeman : Well, I was planning to spend a quiet evening rehearsing with my rabbit.

  Vic : Your rabbit. Ha! That's very funny. I like a sense of humor. Come on, put the rabbit down. We'll go and find the party. It would be crazy to pass up a little party like this. It started last night, it's gonna be going on for four or five more days. Come on, what do you say, huh?

  Donald Beeman : I guess my rabbit won't mind.