Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)

Ron Leibman: Paul Lazzaro

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• Paul Lazzaro : That corporal. He'll get back home after the war. He'll be a big hero. Dames'll be climbin' all over him. Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door and there'll be this stranger. "Paul Lazzaro sent me," the stranger will say and then he'll pull out a gun and shoot his pecker off. Stranger will give him a couple of seconds to think about who Paul Lazzaro is and what life's gonna be like without a pecker. Then he'll shoot him once in the guts and walk away. Yes.

• Paul Lazzaro : He's a kraut.

  Roland Weary : He don't look like one.

  Billy Pilgrim : I'm not, I'm an American.

  Paul Lazzaro : Prove it

  [finger in Billy's face] 

  Roland Weary : [to Billy]  Who plays third for the Tigers?

  Billy Pilgrim : The Tigers?

  Roland Weary : The Detroit Tigers...

  Billy Pilgrim : [no answer] 

  Paul Lazzaro : [to Roland]  Who is it?

  Roland Weary : I don't know.

  Paul Lazzaro : [smacks Weary]  Whadya ask 'im for?