Wilfrid Brambell credited as playing...
Albert Steptoe
- Albert Steptoe: Doomed from the start, it was. I told you so. You was too good for her, that was the trouble. Different class.
- Harold Kitchener Steptoe: What d'you mean, a different class?
- Albert Steptoe: Common, she was.
- Harold Kitchener Steptoe: Well cor blimey we're not exactly a couple of Jeremy Thorpes, are we?