Sweet Sugar

Dr. John: [in a bubble bath] As you can see, I appreciate beauty. I like to surround myself with it.

[standing and washing off the soap]

Dr. John: I also know the secrets to undreamed of pleasures.

Sugar: You're a nice looking man, doctor,

[looking at him below the waist]

Sugar: well formed.

Dr. John: Ah!... You're a perceptive woman, Sugar. You must be aware why I asked you here.

Sugar: Oh, I had a hint.

Dr. John: No doubt a woman of your «capacity» can fully enjoy what I have to offer her.

Sugar: Thanks, but I'm not interested.

Dr. John: So I see you don't understand how far my proposal extends.

[uses a towel, leaving his front uncovered]

Sugar: [looking down again] Oh, I can see how far it extends...

Dr. John: There's more to it than meets the eye!

Sugar: Doctor! I've been around a lot of men who turned me off, but you're the first man I met that makes my skin crawl.

Dr. John: [shouting] Wolfgang! Take this girl out of here!