You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972 TV Short)

Brian Kazanjian: Schroeder

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Quotes 

• Schroeder : The candidate whose name I am presenting to the electorate possesses the same unique combination of qualities as those possessed by Beethoven, the greatest of all composers. That wonderful pianist, and that tower of strength. Linus is sort of like that, too.

• Linus van Pelt : If I'm elected student body president, I will purge the kingdom! My administration will release us from our spiritual Babylon! My andministration will bring down all false idols in high places!

  Schroeder : I wonder why the principal looks so pale.

• Linus van Pelt : Boy, this auditorium is packed with teachers and kids.

  Lucy van Pelt : Shh! Schroeder is starting his nomination speech for you.

  Schroeder : I am here this morning to nominate for the office of school president a great young man. But first, I'd like to say a few words about Beethoven.

  Lucy van Pelt : Oh, good grief!

• Schroeder : I'm a photographer for our school paper, Linus. As long as you're running for school president, we'd like a picture of you. In order to make it look sort of "homey", I thought we'd pose you with a dog.

  [Snoopy leans up against Linus as Joe Cool] 

  Schroeder : I've changed my mind.