Julie Harris credited as playing...
Miss Thing
- Miss Thing: I wanted you to know that I run a respectable apartment building.
- I. H. Chanticleer: Well, I run a respectable son.
- Miss Thing: Last week I was 19. Today I'm 42. If I had an eggshell for every day I'd spent alone, I'd have a lot of eggshells.
- Miss Thing: [Shocked, upon seeing an old painting that shows some nudity] Oh, that filthy thing! Ohh!
- I. H. Chanticleer: Oh, yes. One of the finest examples of incunabula in the collection. It's very rare.
- Miss Thing: [Indignantly] I'll thank you to keep your incunabula to yourself!