- Oscar North: How do you do, Mr.... Mouse? Heh-heh. Not everybody has a name like Mouse.
- Murray Mouse: Try telling that to my wife, Minnie...... You're the first celebrity I've ever met.
- Oscar North: Worth waiting for, wasn't it?
- Paula Hollister: Dick! What are you doing here?
- Dick Hollister: [strange man is hugging him & jumping up & down] Dancing.
- Paula Hollister: What are you doing home?
- Dick Hollister: Never mind that, who am I doing at home with? Paula, Paula help, get him a Nickolas.
- [stranger pinches his cheeks]
- Dick Hollister: Uh, he's hurting me.
- Dick Hollister: You did it again, you opened the door.
- [slams door on visitor]
- Dick Hollister: We're not back home. This is not a small town where everybody loves everybody so you can open the door, this is a big city where everybody hates everybody, so you can't open the door. If everybody loved everybody, then this wouldn't be a big city, it would be a small town. Then you can open the door.
- Paula Hollister: But this is Mr. Simpson, I met him yesterday. I said who was it & he said, 'Mr. Simpson' & sure enough, there he was, Mr. Simpson.
- Dick Hollister: Mr. Simpson who?
- Paula Hollister: Mr. Simpson from the Department of Immigrations.
- Dick Hollister: Open that door.
- minister: May I see the ring?
- Dick Hollister: [deserted by his best man/fireman] It's on it's way to a fire.
- Oscar North: Here, use mine.
- Dick Hollister: [puzzled] This is a 'JETMAN' ring.
- Oscar North: With the secret decoder!
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