- Roman Castevet: Rosemary...
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Shut up.
- Roman Castevet: Rosemary...
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Shut up. You're in Dubrovnik, I don't hear you.
- [Last lines]
- Roman Castevet: Rock him.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: You're trying to get me to be his mother.
- Roman Castevet: Aren't you his mother?
- [She starts to hum a lullaby]
- Minnie Castevet: He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!
- Dr. Abe Sapirstein: Come with us quietly, Rosemary. Don't argue or make a scene. Because if you say anything more about witches or witchcraft, we're gonna be forced to take you to a mental hospital. You don't want that, do you?
- Guy Woodhouse: What the hell is that?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I've been to Vidal Sassoon.
- Guy Woodhouse: You mean you actually paid for it?
- [First lines]
- Mr. Nicklas: Are you a doctor?
- Guy Woodhouse: Yes. Yes.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: He's an actor.
- Mr. Nicklas: Oh, an actor. We're very popular with actors. Have I, uh, seen you in anything?
- Guy Woodhouse: Well ,let's see, I-I did "Hamlet" a while back, didn't I, Liz? And then we did "The, uh, The Sandpiper" and then...
- Rosemary Woodhouse: He's joking. He was in "Luther" and "Nobody Loves an Albatross" and a lot of television plays and commercials.
- Mr. Nicklas: Well, that's where the money is, isn't it? Commercials?
- Guy Woodhouse: And the artistic thrills, too!
- Roman Castevet: No pope ever visits a city where the newspapers are on strike.
- Minnie Castevet: I heard he's gonna postpone and wait till it's over.
- Guy Woodhouse: Well, that's showbiz.
- Roman Castevet: That's exactly what it is: all the costumes, the rituals - all religions.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh, God. Oh, God.
- Laura-Louise McBirney: Oh, shut up with your "Oh, Gods" or we'll kill you, milk or no milk!
- Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
- Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!
- Rosemary Woodhouse: You're lying. It didn't die. You took it. You're lying. You witches! You're lying! You're lying! You're lying! You're LYING!
- Roman Castevet: I think we're offending Rosemary...
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I wasn't offended, really I wasn't.
- Roman Castevet: You're not religious, my dear, are you?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I was brought up a Catholic... now, I don't know.
- Mrs. Gilmore: We're your friends, Rosemary. There's nothing to be scared about. Honest and truly, there isn't!
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I dreamed someone was raping me. I think it was someone inhuman.
- Guy Woodhouse: Thanks a lot.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Isn't Hutch coming with us?
- Skipper: Catholics only, Miss. I'm afraid that we're bound by these prejudices.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I understand.
- Guy Woodhouse: I didn't want to miss baby night. A couple of nails were ragged.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: You? While I was out?
- Guy Woodhouse: And it was kinda fun - in a necrophile sort of way.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: They use blood in their rituals, and the blood with the most power is baby's blood!
- Roman Castevet: [Terry is dead on the street] I knew this would happen. I kept telling my wife that she would kill herself, but she pooh-pooh'd me.
- Guy Woodhouse: [on Rosemary's decision to switch doctors] You know what Dr. Hill is? He's a Charlie Nobody, that's who he is!
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I'm tired of hearing about how great Dr. Sapirstein is!
- Guy Woodhouse: Well, I won't let you do it Ro.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Why not?
- Guy Woodhouse: Well, because... because it wouldn't be fair to Sapirstein.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Not fair to Sap... - what do you mean? What about what's fair to me?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: [crying] I *won't* have an abortion!
- Joan Jellico, Rosemary's Girlfriend: But nobody's telling you to have an abortion!
- Elise Dunstan: Rosie, a pain like that is a clear sign that something is not right. We just want you to get another opinion, see someone else, that's all.
- Tiger, Rosemary's girlfriend: Yeah, some doctor besides that... that... *nut*!
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I thought you were Victoria Vetri, the actress.
- Terry Gionoffrio: That's OK. Everybody thinks I'm Victoria. I don't see the resemblance, though.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Awful things happen in every apartment house.
- Edward "Hutch" Hutchins: This house has a high incident of unpleasant happenings.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: What's in this drink?
- Minnie Castevet: Snips and snails and puppy dog's tails.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh? And what if we wanted a girl?
- Minnie Castevet: Do you?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Well, it would be nice if the first one was a boy.
- Mrs. John F. Kennedy: I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: It's just a mouse bite.
- Mrs. John F. Kennedy: Perhaps you'd better have your legs tied down in case of convulsions.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Yes, I suppose so. If it was rabid...
- Mrs. John F. Kennedy: If the music bothers you, please let me know and I'll have it stopped.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't change the program on my account...
- Mrs. John F. Kennedy: All right. Now, try to sleep. We'll be waiting for you up on deck.
- Guy Woodhouse: Good ol' Hutch. He's spreading cheer wherever he goes. I'm gonna get a newspaper, honey.
- [pause]
- Guy Woodhouse: He's a professional crepe-hanger.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: He's not a professional crepe-hanger.
- Guy Woodhouse: Then he's one of the top-ranking amateurs.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: I look awful.
- Guy Woodhouse: What are you talking about? You look great! It's that haircut that looks awful. If you want the truth, honey, that's the worst mistake you ever made.
- Terry Gionoffrio: The Castevets are the most wonderful people in the world. Bar none. You know, they picked me up off the sidewalk - literally.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: You were sick?
- Terry Gionoffrio: I was starving and on dope and doing a lot of other things. They're childless, though. I'm like the daughter they never had. At first, I thought they wanted me for some kind of sex thing; but, they turned out to be like real grandparents.
- Dr. Abe Sapirstein: Please don't read books. No pregnancy was ever exactly like the ones described in the books. And don't listen to your friends, either. No two pregnancies are ever alike.
- Minnie Castevet: Anyone! Anyone! It didn't have to be a no-good slut straight from the gutter. Just as long as she is young, healthy and not a virgin!
- Minnie Castevet: [through the wall] ... and please don't tell me what Laura-Louise said, 'cause I'm *not* interested!
- Guy Woodhouse: What are all these things here?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Herbs, mostly. Mint, basil.
- Guy Woodhouse: Yeah. No marijuana?
- Rosemary Woodhouse: Guess what they have in their bathroom?
- Guy Woodhouse: A bidet.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: "Jokes For The John."
- Guy Woodhouse: No.
- Rosemary Woodhouse: A book on a hook, right next to the toilet.