Michael McKean credited as playing...
Lenny Kosnowski
- Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets?
- Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no.
- Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?
- Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.
- Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets?
- Squiggy: They're hard.
- [Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]
- Squiggy: Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?
- Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.