- Geisman: Did you write that?
- Erik Lanshof: Sir, yes sir.
- Geisman: What did you write that with?
- Erik Lanshof: Sir, with shit, sir.
- Colonel Rafelli: [gives Gus a cyanide pill]
- Colonel Rafelli: Should anything go wrong, cyanide.
- Gus: [joking] What flavor? Orange or lemon?
- Colonel Rafelli: [humored] Most amusing.