Richard Sanders credited as playing...
Les Nessman • Mother Nessman
- Les Nessman: [repeated sign-off line] This is Les Nessman saying good day, and may the good news be yours.
- Les Nessman: Last night at that house, did anything happen?
- Jennifer Marlowe: I met a lady whose car I have to replace and I discovered we have a sex pervert in the neighborhood.
- Les Nessman: No, I mean did anything unusual happen?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Do you have enough money to feed yourself?
- Les Nessman: Yes.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: I don't, can you loan me some money?
- Les Nessman: No.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Can you loan me some food?
- Les Nessman: [saying that Bailey shouldn't produce the show] This isn't the Ohio State School of Journalism, this is the big time.