Kirk Douglas credited as playing...
Peter Sandza
- Peter Sandza: Ask Childress if all this was worth his arm.
- Bob: What? Did you do something to his arm, Peter?
- Peter Sandza: I killed it. With a machine gun.
- Peter Sandza: Mother Nuckells, I'd appreciate it if you didn't untie 'em until after "M*A*S*H" is over.
- Mother Nuckells: "M*A*SH"? I won't untie 'em until after Sunrise Semester.
- [first lines]
- Robin Sandza: [laughing]
- Peter Sandza: I won.
- Robin Sandza: What do you mean, you won? You did not!
- Peter Sandza: Hester, look at me. I'm proof - proof that my son is alive or else why would Childress be so anxious to put me away?... Well, thank God I'm somewhere.