Gregory Harrison credited as playing...
Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates
- [As a very attractive, young female nurse walks past.]
- Doctor "Trapper John" McIntyre: That's the kind of thing that makes me wish I was 20 years younger.
- Doctor. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates: Me, too.
- [Trapper gives Gonzo an odd look.]
- Doctor. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates: I'd be 7 years old and these things wouldn't bother me.