Bobby Vinton credited as playing...
Marty Kaplan
- Dina Moran: How can one man control all those people?
- Marty Kaplan: Case controls a bushelful of stars. And stars control this business.
- Dina Moran: So no one wants to offend Mr. Case and risk losing out on one of his clients?
- Marty Kaplan: Pussycat, it could mean the difference between a 50-million-dollar gross and a 50-megaton bomb.
- Marty Kaplan: I can't let you go back there, pussycat!
- Dina Moran: Marty, I am not a pussycat anymore!
- Buddy Harwin: [raging about Georgia's drunken performance] She sings like Harpo Marx and looks like Milton Berle in drag, how's that? Marty, I told Case, I begged him, get me Earth, Wind and Fire, E.L.O., Elton John, pay them what they want, I didn't care; it'd be worth it!
- Marty Kaplan: Buddy, you have to understand television. We can't just go after the kids. We gotta attract the older audience, too. And Georgia has a big following with them.
- Buddy Harwin: Listen, my fans...
- Phil: Your fans? Your fans think The Flintstones is heavy drama! They need someone to turn the set on for them because they don't know how towork the knobs yet!
- [Buddy and Phil scuffle, Marty intervenes]
- Marty Kaplan: Take a walk, Phil! Grab a cup of coffee. Hit on a script girl.
- Phil: [yelling to Buddy] Georgia O'Hanlon has more talent dead drunk than you'll have if you live to be ninety!
- Buddy Harwin: Hey, don't stop at the coffee machine! Keep going until you reach unemployment!