Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)
Clint Howard: Eaglebauer
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Quotes
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Eaglebauer : Tell me - exactly what you want out of life.
Tom Roberts : I want someone with huge breasts.
Eaglebauer : The sweet, stirring, passionate youth.
Tom Roberts : I want to get laid before I'm 30.
Eaglebauer : Are you a virgin?
Tom Roberts : Do you mean - technically?
Eaglebauer : You've come to the right place.
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Tom Roberts : Couldn't I just practice with myself?
Eaglebauer : You've done too much of that already.
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Eaglebauer : How about a cheerleader? Nice set of pom-poms!
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Eaglebauer : The first lesson - necking.
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Eaglebauer : Now, this next step can either make or break a successful date. A one handed approach, strap unfastening, is a basic skill that must be mastered. Now, watch closely as I demonstrate. There's the hook. The snap. There is the double hook. There is the dreaded mini hook. And, if you play your cards right, the easy open, frontal assault.
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Eaglebauer : You can move right in. She'll be a pushover. And, besides, look how far you've come in three days.
Tom Roberts : Yeah, but the question is, how far will she go tonight?