The Slams

Jim Brown was such a stud. Retired as the NFL's all-time leading rusher, falling short of 1,000 yds/season only twice in 9 years and both times only barely. And that was back when they only played 12 (and then 14) game seasons.

He quit after one of his best seasons (and was named NFL MVP for the 3rd time) and headed to Hollywood. Everybody knows he was Jackson in The Dirty Dozen. But how many people have seen this little gem?

Heist goes wrong. Accomplices die but Brown manages to escape long enough to hide the loot before getting arrested and landing in jail. There rest is prison-drama fun between the whites, the blacks, the corrupt prison captain and the jailed mafioso. There are a bunch of good fights and some really good performances. It all climaxes in a clever escape attempt, which isn't a spoiler because Brown is hatching it from the get-go.

Doesn't make any big statements, but it sure is fun.

Jim Brown, plays a slick robber named Curtis X. Hook who helps two other thugs rob the mafia of both their cash and their dope. The two double crossing thieves are thwarted by the savvy action hero Jim Brown, who then hides the money stash, before he gets sent to prison for a vehicle theft but not for any robbery that went unreported by the Mafia, and not for any of the murders of the drug dealing Mafia mobsters or for the murder of his double crossing robbery partners. Oh and who doesn't like to see the six (6) foot nine (9) inch actor Ted Cassidy as the bad guy fighting Jim Brown in prison? Cassidy kind of reminds me of the seven (7) foot (2) two inch Richard Kiel who was the James Bond villain in (1977) The Spy Who Love Me and (1979) Moonraker. There is also the hip, sleek and petite love interest of Curtis X. Hook who is Iris Daniels played by the well known Judy Pace.

So with a deep cast of crime makers, hot girls and our former grid iron action hero Jim Brown what's not to like? I just felt that the film was a low budget entry that must have all been filmed on the first take whether the actors stuck to the script or adlibbed their parts. The musical score was so reminiscent of all those 1960-70's TV crime series that I thought I would have time to go out and refresh my drink and popcorn during the commercial break. No luck though, I sat through the film waiting for more, but I got less.

I give this Jim Brown entry a barely passable 5 out of 10 IMDB blaxploitation rating. It's an okay time waster, nothing more, nothing less.

(1973) The Slams ACTION

At the opening, showcases a sophisticated, blatant drug and money robbery involving three guys. And while driving away on their getaway truck, and because one of the guys didn't agree to also rob the syndicate's drug money, he demands that his share would only be in cash. So the other two decide to double cross him by getting rid of him altogether, except that he was already onto their intentions and successfully kills them both with a sawed off shot gun. After dumping the suitcase full of cocaine into the ocean, he then takes off driving again, but becomes nauseous because he was also shot as well who ends up crashing his vehicle on front of a police cruiser. And that was when the real movie starts is when anti-hero, protagonist, Curtis X. Hook (Jim Brown) ends up in the slammer (hence the title "The Slams") for connecting him to the robbery and murders, in which we're seeing him having to confront and clash with a corrupt chief's guard, racist inmates, and one of the Italian syndicates who also happens to be locked up as well. On his side, Hook has a successful African American girlfriend who happens to be a successful news reporter, and a likable pimp who Hook had used to saved his life during the war. If you want to see movies in which African Americans are not stereotyped as people who're incapable to hitting back if they're hit first, then this would be a great contender since how often are we going to see successful African American news anchors with the main star working with pimps! Not very often.

First-rate prison crime drama with ample doses of action and humor. Exceptional of its type. Jim Brown stars with a great supporting cast including Ted Cassidy (Lurch from Addams Family) and Frank DeKova (Chief Wild Eagle from F Troop). Roland Bob Harris is great as the sleazy captain of the prison guards who meets a deservedly gruesome fate. Look fast for the legendary Dick Miller in a bit part as a carjacked taxi driver. For sensitive types be warned it's a violent movie with lots of foul language and racial slurs. Despite this, it somehow actually manages to be a fun movie that keeps you engrossed the whole time.

A year before directing Isaac Hayes in the violent yet breezy blaxploitation TRUCK TURNER, director Jonathan Kaplan put Jim Brown in prison for a more sparse and serious THE SLAMS, mostly taking place behind bars, and without relying on melodramatic prison tropes, since everything that goes down... from bullies to shiv-fights to mean guards... is tightly connected to the plot...

Where Jim Brown, an idealistic criminal from a groovy heist prologue, stole and hid loot from the mob, and, once in prison, a locked-up gangster hires gigantic convict Jack Cassady to attempt getting the formidable Brown to confess...

Making the more cerebral than physical, fast-talking prison captain Roland Bob Harris a far more effective villain (better than a typical tyrannical warden or henchman guard), connecting to Brown's newscaster girlfriend Judy Pace while working with pimp Paul Harris (also a pimp in TURNER), to either locate the money or plan a mutual escape...

And while the predictably safe and self-contained Jim Brown's tough enough from any interior adversary, Jonathan Kaplan's creative 70's-style direction keeps the suspense on par with the non-stop action.