BernNadette Stanis credited as playing...
Thelma Evans • Thelma Evans Anderson
- Thelma: Mama might be in a tv commercial!
- JJ: Hey! That'd be groovy, bein' the son of a famous movie star, I'd have my own Cadillac to drive down and get my food stamps!
- Thelma: J.J where'd you get stamps to mail a letter?
- JJ: I don't need no money for stamps! The last six letters I painted em on!
- J.J.: Thelma, I think I got VD!
- Thelma: VD! The only way you can get that is by... JJ!... well who is it?
- [JJ looks at her]
- Thelma: ... Mariaane Thomas? Sweet little Marianne Thomas? ooooooWOOO!
- Michael: [Michael comes out of the room with his text book] JJ what you say you got?
- J.J.: VD
- Michael: [looking up VD] It says here you can only get VD by... ooooooWooo!
- Michael: Hey, Thelma. You about ready for that kissing booth?
- Thelma: Yep, I've got my lips, and my lip gloss, and... Oh, Michael, you didn't tell me how much to sell my kisses for.
- J.J.: Thelma, be ready to make change of a dime.
- Thelma: You know something, if you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth... it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster.
- [Thelma's listening to some classical music]
- J.J: What is that music?
- Thelma: That's Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.
- JJ: Well tell the swans to get out - the lake's polluted!
- JJ: And now to open Thelma's present - the wonderful cap!
- Thelma: How'd you know that?
- JJ: I did a little search and seizure in your room the other day... Ah! The color I wanted!
- Thelma: That's not the one I bought!
- JJ: I know, I already exchanged it! - when the chicks see this hat, I'm gonna have wall to wall hickeys!