Io so che tu sai che io so (1982)

Alberto Sordi: Fabio Bonetti

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Quotes 

• Fabio Bonetti : There is a hustle and bustle here!

• Cavalli : [watching a surveillance film, viewed from behind, a woman begins to step out of a car]  Do you recognize her? Is it Mrs. Vitali?

  Fabio Bonetti : I do not know. I don't think it's her, this leg is too curvy. I've known her for years, but I didn't know she had this pair of thighs. Understood? Do you know what I'm saying, Cavalli? I'm getting excited.

  Cavalli : Not me. This is the fifth time I've seen the video. Who knows what kind of a buttock she has?

  Fabio Bonetti : Butt bitches, you say?

  [woman in the video turns around and gets out of her car] 

  Fabio Bonetti : God, that's my wife!

• Livia Bonetti : [on the phone]  Today I am very happy. I really want to see you and make love with you!

  Fabio Bonetti : What's wrong with you? What are these sudden frenzies?

  Livia Bonetti : Take three days and join me in the country house.

  Fabio Bonetti : What do you say? We haven't stayed over there in a long time. It needs heating, the rooms are cold.

  Livia Bonetti : Don't worry. I'll warm you up in bed.

  Fabio Bonetti : Livia, I'm not alone, don't talk like that. There are people here.

  Livia Bonetti : What do you care? You are a living man, full of health! Do you understand? Please tell me you want to make love to me!

• Fabio Bonetti : You are beautiful, you are a fake skinny. You have a mandolin ass, you know?

  Livia Bonetti : I know everyone tells me.

• Fabio Bonetti : What is happening? How is this possible?

• Fabio Bonetti , Livia Bonetti : [singing]  Kittens in love, They still purr for you...

• Fabio Bonetti : Where are you going?

  Livia Bonetti : Let's go down on the ground.

  Fabio Bonetti : On the ground?

  Livia Bonetti : Let's do it here.

  Fabio Bonetti : Why don't we sit on the bench, the way you like it?

  Livia Bonetti : Yes, yes! Yes, yes! No, no! On the bench, no.

  Fabio Bonetti : No? No?

  Livia Bonetti : No, I'll get hurt. Take me to the bed, love.

  Fabio Bonetti : Come on, I'm ready. Do you like the missionary position?

  Livia Bonetti : No, no! I don't want the missionary position!