Kim Cattrall credited as playing...
Honeywell
- Balbricker: [Sees Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down] Miss Honeywell, do you mind?
- Honeywell: [Quietly but sarcastically] Do I mind what?
- Balbricker: [as she starts down the stairs past them] It's disgusting! The two of you... squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. You're a disgrace.
- Honeywell: [Getting in her face] Yeah? Well, it's certainly better than stomping and waddling around like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah!
- Balbricker: [Hissing] What did you call me?
- Honeywell: [drawing each word out] Beulah. Beulah Ball-breaker.
- Balbricker: [Yelling] Who do you think you're talking to?
- Honeywell: [Voice slowly increasing in volume] Well, if I heard a hurdy-gurdy playing, I'd think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH!
- Coach Brakett: [Gets up] Look, ladies...
- Honeywell: [Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him] You butt out!
- Balbricker: [pause, then] Moral turpitude.
- Honeywell: What?
- Balbricker: [Louder] Moral turpitude! Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! I'll have you fired for moral turpitude!
- [she walks off smirking]
- Honeywell: [as Balbricker continues down the stairs] You can take your moral turpitude and shove it up the old yazoo, Beulah!
- Coach Brakett: [Stands up, concerned] Gee, Lynn, I don't know... moral turpitude...
- Honeywell: Oh, come on.
- [Runs upstairs pulling him by the hand, making him stumble up with her]