Patrick Creadon credited as playing...
Tom Sawyer
- Huckleberry Finn: The Widow Douglas is good to me, but she makes me wash to thunder. I can't smoke. I can't chew. I can't curse.
- Tom Sawyer: Well, everybody does it that way, Huck -- it's natural.
- Huckleberry Finn: Well, I ain't everybody. And I can't stand it!
- Tom Sawyer: Must be about suppertime back home.
- Huckleberry Finn: [puffing on a corncob pipe] Yeah.
- Tom Sawyer: Wonder what they's havin?
- Huckleberry Finn: Doesn't matter. I'd eat anything.
- Tom Sawyer: I'd trade my pocketknife for a piece of cornpone.
- Huckleberry Finn: Eh, cornpone'll do. But ain't nothin' to get your stomach right like pork 'n beans 'n cabbage, all done up together, with the juices kinda swappin' around.
- Tom Sawyer: Ah, don't talk about it, Huck. My stomach ain't seen food in so long, it thinks a swaller would fill it.
- Huckleberry Finn: [offering Tom his corncob pipe] Well, have a smoke. It'll take your mind off of it.
- Tom Sawyer: [examining the pipe] That a fact?
- Huckleberry Finn: Yeah, try it -- you'll see.
- Tom Sawyer: [Tom takes a long draw on the pipe and chokes as he exhales] Oh, golly!