- Oncle Jeannot: Young people are crazy! They have great memories, but they forget anything. They're in a black hole.
- Oncle Jeannot: I know that if I stuffed my thumb into your ass while you counted to 33 C,D,E,F,G- I would get a fever.
- Oncle Jeannot: Mao said: "Always keeps figures in your head." Mao's been forgotten these days. Yet he was a great cook. He fed all of China.