Tommy Chong credited as playing...
Chong
- Chong: [in blackface] Ladies and Gentlemen, right now, right now, my name is Blind Melon Chitlin. I'm a legend! I'm 156 years old. That's right. I'm 156 years old. And I can still get it up. He-he-he. I just can't get it in. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm gonna get down with you'll right now. Sing a little tune I wrote one day when I was beatin' my old lady. A little thing called, "Goin' Downtown, Gonna See My Gal." Yeh. It goes something like this here.
- [singing]
- Chong: Goin' downtown, Gonna see my gal.
- Chong: Hey, I thought of another bit.
- Cheech: Oh, yeah?
- Chong: "Queer Wars."
- Cheech: Oh, yeah, that'd be...
- Chong: Remember, "Queer Wars," man?
- Cheech: Yeah, yeah.
- Chong: Remember, fags in Outer Space? What do you think?
- Cheech: Yeah, yeah. That'd be good.
- Chong: Remember how it went? Like it was these two faggots gettin' ready to go to a party? Remember?
- Cheech: Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be a good bit.
- Chong: "Queer Wars!" Yeah.
- Cheech: Everything in this town's open 24 hours, man. I kept waiting for that bar to close, man, it never closed.
- Chong: I love Amsterdam!
- Cheech: Really, man. I can't take much more of this partying, man. I'm wasted. I hope they got a masseuse here, man, I need my back worked on. I need my front worked on too.
- Chong: This is a great town, eh? A lot of people think we come here just for the drugs, but, that's true.