- Mike Murphy: [Speer has silently entered Murphy's office] I didn't hear you knock, Lieutenant.
- Lt. Speer: What a relief. I thought I must be going deaf.
- Mike Murphy: [the phone rings again after Murphy hangs up on his girlfriend, but Murphy makes the mistake in thinking it is his girlfriend calling him again] Ok, I'll come over and buff your body and put a nice glow to your cheeks.
- Lt. Speer: And I'll bring a nice foot to your ass.
- Primo Pitt: [referring to the briefcase Murphy's holding] He says there's a bomb in there.
- Lt. Speer: [looks at Murphy] Is there?
- Mike Murphy: Well, two sticks of dynamite and a hand grenade.
- Lt. Speer: [pause, then] What were you gonna do after you dropped it?
- Mike Murphy: I don't know, Ollie.
- Mike Murphy: [after a gun battle] Look, do me a favor, don't save my life anymore!
- Lt. Speer: My pleasure.
- Mike Murphy: [to Speer as he and Speer are trying to get information from a hoodlum] *After* we get the information, *then* you can kill him.
- Little Red: [Murphy has just crashed through a bordello window on Little Red and her client, who's dressed as Little Red Riding Hood's Wolf in headmask and nightgown] Murphy!
- Mike Murphy: Hi, Marie!
- Little Red: What do you think you're doin'?
- Mike Murphy: I'm about to do to a couple of hoods what you're about to do to the congressman.