Becouse the Goblins pose no threat in those years.
Because then we would not have a film, or the resulting MST3K film, or knowledge of The Fontanelles and their song Kiss Kicker 99. We ought to be thanking McCreedy.
Respectively, The Fontanelles, and Kiss Kicker 99. The song can be found on YouTube, and is available in poor quality from Bandcamp.
