Donald Moffat credited as playing...
The Taxman
- The Tax Man: You just docked?
- Popeye: I has.
- The Tax Man: Ah ha, let's see here, that'll be 25¢ docking tax.
- Popeye: What for?
- The Tax Man: Where's your sea craft?
- Popeye: It ain't no sea craft, it's me dinghy and it's under the wharf.
- The Tax Man: Ah ha. Ahh-ha. This your goods?
- Popeye: They is.
- The Tax Man: Yeah. You're new in town right?
- Popeye: If you call this a town, yes.
- The Tax Man: Well, first of all, there's 17¢ new-in-town tax, and there's 45¢ rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
- Popeye: Uh, who's this Commodore?
- The Tax Man: Is that the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.
- The Tax Man: You moved out of the Oyl?
- Popeye: None of your business!
- The Tax Man: Four dollars twenty-five cents, movin' out tax.
- Popeye: Nuts to you and nuts to your taxes!
- The Tax Man: You moved in here?
- Popeye: What's it look like?
- The Tax Man: Five dollars twenty-five cents, movin' in tax.
- Popeye: Don't forget: double nuts!