Tender Cousins

The only thing i can think about when watching a David Hamilton movie is that he wanted to put his teenage fantasies on film 30 years after his teenage years were over.

This movie has an extremely forgettable story and characters with the only purpose of showing some semi good half nude scenes. Thats it, thats the entire purpose of the film. Of course everything is drowned in a blur filter that adds no artistic value whatsoever. I've seen low budget gore movies with a better cinematographie and art style.

The far bigger.problem of this movie is that it lacks any form eroticism. Theres no tension and fire, just a collection of semi nude scenes that are wierdly paced so it feels more like enduring them than being able to enjoy them. There is 0 chemistry between the different characters and some scenes have a rapey vibe.

And the "big reveal" at the end is a joke that has 0 to do with the rest of the story and seems like an attempt to add depth to a movie that lacks any form of depth.

The only reason i give 3 stars instead of 1 is that there are 3 scenes that managed to make me laugh but overall it was a serious waste of time.