Stephen Elliott credited as playing...
Burt Johnson
- Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
- Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.
- Arthur: [pointing at a mounted moose on the wall] Where's the rest of this moose?
- Burt Johnson: Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.
- Arthur: I do too. That's why I had you come over today. Hmhmhmhm. This is a tough room.
- Arthur: [patting the moose] I don't have to tell you that.
- Arthur: You must've hated this moose.
- Burt Johnson: Why don't you forget the moose for a moment!
- Arthur: [looks at the moose; then, to Burt] Right.
- Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man.
- Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?
- Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food.
- Arthur: Well, he was asking for it.
- Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen.
- Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.
- Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything.
- Arthur: Yeah, sorry.
- Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur.
- Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.
- Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.
- Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?
- Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
- Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!