The Creature Wasn't Nice (1981)

Leslie Nielsen: Capt. Jamieson

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Quotes 

• Captain Jamieson : Max, what course are we on?

  Max the Computer : It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!

  Captain Jamieson : Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?

• Captain Jamieson : Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?

  Max : Not a chance.

  Captain Jamieson : Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?

  Max : Well, let me see...

  [the Creature appears on a monitor] 

  Max : There he is! Ugly, isn't he?