Mariel Hemingway credited as playing...
Lacy Warfield
- Lacy Warfield: You can't park here! You'll get towed! Lois, do you have any idea how much a ticket's gonna cost here?
- Lois Lane: Lacy, it's only money!
- [Before Superman addresses the United Nations]
- Lacy Warfield: What's he gonna say?
- Lois Lane: Something wonderful.
- David Warfield: I said I'd get you to run one of our papers yourself... and I meant it.
- [Shows the office door of "Lacy Warfield, Publisher"]
- David Warfield: Congratulations, Miss Publisher.
- Lacy Warfield: Thank you, daddy, that was very nice.
- David Warfield: Step into your office.
- Lacy Warfield: Where'd this come from?
- David Warfield: Oh, that somebody brought it in. We bought it cheap.
- [Lois has arrived and she is confronting Mr. Warfield and Lacy]
- Lois Lane: Okay... This time you have both gone too far. You can print this stupid rag without Lois Lane.
- [Lois slams the newspaper at Mr. Warfield. But turn back is the red cape of Superman hold by Lacy]
- Lois Lane: And you certainly have no right to this.
- [Lois storms out of the office and leaves]
- Lacy Warfield: Lois, I'm sorry.
- David Warfield: Oh, let her go, darling. I mean she's useless. And while you're at it, fire that Clark Kent. He hasn't been around. He hasn't even telephoned.
- Lacy Warfield: I know, I'm worried about him.
- David Warfield: Oh, kitten... didn't we have our little talk about personal involvement with the help? Now that you're the publisher...
- Lacy Warfield: Daddy.
- David Warfield: Yes, darling.
- Lacy Warfield: Stuff it!
- [Lois was tying the knot of Superman's cape. And Lacy is pleading for an apology]
- Lacy Warfield: Lois. Lois, I'm sorry. I promise you I had nothing to do with that.
- [Lois glared at Lacy. And she's resigning]
- Lacy Warfield: Have you heard from Clark?
- Lois Lane: [suddenly concerned] No.
- [Lois is walking away]
- Lacy Warfield: I think we've got to tone down these headlines a bit.
- David Warfield: Tone down our headlines? Lacy, that's all the common man reads.
- Lacy Warfield: Well, we could do with a little less sensationalism.
- David Warfield: Less sensational papers go broke. I thought I taught you long ago that the business of newspapers is business.
- Lacy Warfield: No, daddy, our business is journalism. We can't continue to be so irresponsible. Otherwise, we're going to lead everyone into a disaster.
- David Warfield: Oh, don't be overdramatic, young lady. What kind of disaster could we possibly help bring about?