- Buddy Revell: You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed.
- Buddy Revell: I want you to understand something Jerry. I don't like people knowing about me, in fact I don't like it when ANYONE knows about me. So you can take that paper of yours and wipe off your dick with it! You made me mad Jerry... now I'm gunna have to do something to work it off...
- Buddy Revell: You know what Mitchell? You're the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my life. Didn't even try. How does that feel?
- Jerry Mitchell: Its a good read, fast angry sexual. I was thinking about the syntax and how it affected the overall mood. Particularly in the more expository passages; in the fifth chapter where honey meets the whole Australian soccer team.
- Jerry Mitchell: I want my money back!
- Buddy Revell: No refunds.
- Jerry Mitchell: I'm no pussy, asshole! The fight is on, you and me, in the parking lot.
- Craig Mattey: I heard you're giving Jerry Mitchell a hard time, man.
- Buddy Revell: Yeah. And it's gonna get even harder.
- Jerry Mitchell: [Vincent holds up a knife] You want me to stab him? Are you crazy?
- Vincent Costello: Of course not. We plant this sucker in his locker.
- Craig Mattey: How you doin', Buddy?
- Buddy Revell: [not paying any attention] Do I know you?
- Craig Mattey: Played football against each other.
- Buddy Revell: Oh, right
- [standing up]
- Buddy Revell: you were the puss who always bled.
- Craig Mattey: I heard you're givin' Jerry Mitchell a hard time.
- Buddy Revell: Yeah. It's gonna to get even harder.
- Craig Mattey: [putting his finger on Buddy's chest] You... Aren't gonna do shit to him. Asshole.
- [Buddy breaks his finger and uppercuts him into a bookshelf causing all the bookshelves to collapse in the library]
- Buddy Revell: [raising his index finger] Shh.