John Mills credited as playing...
Montgomery Bell
- Montgomery Bell: Excuse the mess. I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.
- Loudon Trott: He quit?
- Montgomery Bell: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.
- Montgomery Bell: I love this infuriating town. I love women who laugh. I love women who refuse to laugh, wonton soup, Halloween, I love all these things in different ways. None sweeter than the other. Life is grand.
- Nikki Finn: I know exactly what you mean, Mr. Bell.