- Border Guard: [three men are shooting at birds with a machine gun, speaking Spanish, one of them sees McBain approach] Who are you?
- Frank McBain: I'm the game warden.
- Border Guard: What?
- Frank McBain: Bird season's over, butthorn.
- [kills the three men with a concealed uzi]
- Col. Kartiff: [Seeing Capt. Shepard chuckling] You find something amusing, Capt. Shepard?
- Capt. Devon Shepard: Yeah... . your face!
- Frank McBain: [holding gun on Pantaro] What's the password?
- Pantaro: [holding hands up] Thunderblast!
- Col. Kartiff: [after Capt. Shepard has rejected his advances] You still have not learned respect!
- Capt. Devon Shepard: Respect? For you? Don't make me laugh!
- Col. Kartiff: In my country, women do not...
- Capt. Devon Shepard: [interrupting Col. Kartiff] In your country, you treat women like camels and send young boys to their death in the name of your excuse for a god! Nobody's impressed!
- Col. Kartiff: [McBain is brought before Kartiff for the first time] This is Captain Bulletproof?
- Frank McBain: That's right. Who are you, Butthorn?
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