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Hap Felsch - The Team
- [Shoeless Joe Jackson is talking to his bat]
- Shoeless Joe: Come on, Betsy. A big, big wallop, now. Big wallop. Tell me when, Betsy.
- Freddie: Does it ever answer you, Joe?
- Hap Felsch: Probably sleeps with it, too.
- Lefty Williams: Lay off, you guys.
- Hap Felsch: You crackers stick together, huh?
- Swede Risberg: Ask it for a triple, Joe.
- Lefty Williams: Did you hear me?
- Freddie: 60 years since the Civil War, Lefty. Ease up.
- Hap Felsch: Besides, you guys lost. It was in all the papers.
- Freddie: That wouldn't help Jackson none.
- [Players laugh]
- Lefty Williams: Just leave him be.
- Lefty Williams: [Lefty and Hap confronting Chick before game 7] I thought you were supposed to be in charge of this thing! What happened to Sullivan?
- Chick Gandil: He switched hotels, we can't track him down.
- Lefty Williams: And what happened to Attell?
- Chick Gandil: Shot his wad in the third game when Kerr won. Said he's busted.
- Hap Felsch: Hell with them then.
- Chick Gandil: Hey, you two made an agreement!
- Hap Felsch: Hey, we blow one more, it's over! I've dumped 4 games and I've been only paid for one!
- Chick Gandil: Hey, you don't know what these guys are like!
- [Lefty and Hap chuckle and walk away]
- Chick Gandil: Once you're in, you're in! You can't welch on these guys!
- [Throws his glove to the ground]
- Chick Gandil: Your funeral! Assholes!
- Abe Atell: [When the players meet with him to accept the money before the first game] It's all out on bets.
- Chick Gandil: [Shoves him] That's not good enough!
- Abe Atell: Hey! Don't worry, you'll get the money soon enough.
- Chick Gandil: When?
- Swede Risberg: And how much?
- Abe Atell: 100 grand, like I said. 20 after each game.
- Hap Felsch: Wait a minute, that's 5 games. I thought we were just dumping a few.
- Abe Atell: No, you lose the first 3.
- Eddie Cicotte: Kerr's pitching the third, he's not with us.
- Swede Risberg: So what? We don't hit for him, he'll fold. He's a busher!
- Abe Atell: After that, we got to play it by the ear. We gotta make this look good, fellas!
- Eddie Cicotte: [Aside to Chick] Hey, Chick. Where's the money you promised me?
- Chick Gandil: Look under your pillow.
- Eddie Cicotte: What?
- Chick Gandil: Compliments of Sports Sullivan.