- Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the mob! There's no difference.
- Regional Director Franklin: Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.
- Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.
- Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again.
- "Cucumber" Frank de Marco: [Tony has shot Frank after discovering he was sleeping with his mistress] I loved you like a father.
- Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: You disappointed the shit out of me.
- [after doing a hit on a commuter train]
- Tommy: How these people do it every day?
- "Cucumber" Frank de Marco: It's like fuckin' sardines!
- Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
- Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.
- Connie Russo: Look, I fight for what's mine, I make no apologies. You can call me a ballbuster but it's just the way I am.
- Connie Russo: Whose husband are you, dog face?
- Mike Downey: Well I don't know. Whose husband are you looking for?
- Connie Russo: Mine.
- Stewardess: Madame, you're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane comes to a complete stop.
- Connie Russo: Honey, forget about it!
- The Pushy Reporter: Tony, are you afraid?
- Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: Afraid? With these gorillas around me, c'mon, I feel like a virgin at a eunuch convention.
- Connie Russo: I mean, if I had found you bangin' that broad I would've hunted you down like an animal. It would've been slow and painful!
- Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: Drive up to the clown. It's a Burger World town, The fries are crispy, The shakes are creamy, The Double Continental with cheese is dreamy!"