Joanna Cassidy credited as playing...
Dolores
- [Eddie is hiding Roger in his jacket]
- Dolores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Eddie Valiant: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man.
- Dolores: But I already have a good man.
- [they are about to kiss when Roger sighs - they turn to him]
- Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, don't mind me.
- Angelo: So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?
- Dolores: What'll it be?
- Angelo: I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?
- Dolores: Cut it out, Angelo.
- Angelo: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?
- [Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck]
- Eddie Valiant: Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work... for toons.
- [Eddie stuff a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]
- Angelo: [spits out the egg] So, what's his problem?
- Dolores: A toon killed his brother
- Angelo: What?
- Dolores: Dropped a piano on his head.
- Roger Rabbit: Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room?
- Dolores: It's a rotgut room, holdover from Prohibition.
- Roger Rabbit: Oh, I get it, a speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.
- Dolores: Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday?
- Eddie Valiant: Fish special?
- Dolores: Well, my boss checks the books on Friday. And if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, I'm gonna lose my job.
- Eddie Valiant: Don't bust a button, Dolores.
- [extracts his $50 check]
- Eddie Valiant: You've only got one left.
- Dolores: [Ripping the Toon Kiss mark from Jessica off Eddie's face] Do you wanna tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?
- Eddie Valiant: Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!
- Dolores: Come on, Eddie! I caught you with your pants down!
- Judge Doom: I'm looking for a murderer. A rabbit. A toon rabbit...
- [goes over to midget drinker and presses down on him and the midget squats]
- Judge Doom: - about YEEEEAAAA... big.
- Dolores: Well look, there's no Rabbit here. So don't come in here harrassing my customers.
- Judge Doom: I didn't come here to harrass. I came here to reward.
- Eddie Valiant: Can I borrow your camera? Mine's at the shop.
- Dolores: Wouldn't be the pawn shop, by any chance?
- Eddie Valiant: C'mon, Dolores. You want the other fifty, I need the camera.
- [Dolores hands Eddie the camera]
- Eddie Valiant: Any film in there?
- Dolores: Should be. Haven't had that film developed since our trip to Catalina. Sure was a long time ago.
- Eddie Valiant: Yeah. that was along time ago. We should do that again some time.
- Dolores: Yeah, sure, Eddie.
- [Eddie arrives with Roger at Dolores' store to get the handcuffs removed, and hide Roger from Judge Doom]
- Dolores: I thought you said you'd never take another toon case. What did you have a change of heart?
- Eddie Valiant: Nothing's changed. Somebody's made a patsy outta me and I'm gonna find out why!