Jo Marie Payton credited as playing...
Harriette Winslow
- Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list.
- Judy Winslow: [writing] Z-U-K
- Harriette: Nope.
- Judy Winslow: Z-O-O-K
- Harriette: Uh uh.
- Judy Winslow: Let's get corn instead.
- Harriette: Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts.
- Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke.
- Harriette: At my table, you eat them. Now, what you do on your own time is your business.
- Steve Urkel: Ready, my sweet? Our limo awaits.
- Harriette: You rented a limo?
- Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. He's gonna drive us tonight. We only have to make one quick delivery.
- Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him.
- Harriette: Well, tell him you don't remember him.
- Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! Because, I already told him I do remember him. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him.
- Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk.
- Harriette: Laura! This oven is on 550.
- Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time.
- Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! That's one for the books! Oh! How could a girl so smart do something so... so... So long!
- Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook
- Harriette: What for? I can teach you how to cook.
- Laura: That's okay mom.
- Harriette: Look why not?
- Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off.
- Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class.