Quotes

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

Link: [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!

Sultan: These priceless jewels are yours. When you join my harem.
Princess Peach Toadstool: Me, join a harem? Oh give me a break! Harems are from the stupid olden days!
Sultan: I like the stupid olden days!

Mario Mario: [Two lions surround Mario and Luigi during the Gladiator games] OK, you guys are suppose to be the kings of the beasts, right?
Lion: You got it, you chubby little chunck of lunch meat!
Mario Mario: If you're really kings, you would be having an Emperor for dinner, instead of two measly plumbers!
Lion: He's got a point, Henry.

Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.

Madame Agogo: Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[a window shatters]
Luigi: Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits?
Madame Agogo: No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind!
Mario Mario: Ok whats the first thing on your mind?
Madame Agogo: My $25 fee
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent
[Takes money from Mario]
Madame Agogo: Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands!
Madame Agogo: [chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies,
[pause]
Madame Agogo: Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered,
Luigi: Or...?
Mario Mario: Or...?
Madame Agogo: Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: [after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell!
Mario Mario: YES?
Madame Agogo: I Fell!
Luigi: YES?
Madame Agogo: I feel someone stepping on my foot!
[drum fanfare]
Mario Mario, Luigi: [both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers] Neeurrgh!

Link: [making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope] You called for a hero, princess?
Princess Zelda: Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.

Ganon, Moblins: [trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit] The only way she could see him is if... she was in *love* with him.
Princess Zelda: Now don't get any ideas, buster!
Link: So you love me, eh?
Princess Zelda: Oh, I do *not*!
Link: [singing] Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!

Princess Peach Toadstool: [as a baby]
[to Luigi]
Princess Peach Toadstool: More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi.
King Bowser Koopa: [dressed as a baby] Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long.
[Albatross drops a net on Koopa]
King Bowser Koopa: Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!

Link: [first lines of the series] Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!

Mario Mario: [Intro Line] Hey, Pisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

Princess Zelda: [Intro, The title appears and the trianlge symbol turns into the triforce if wisdom, Zelda and Link walk into the room] This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Gannon has the Triforce of Power.
[the scene goes to Gannon summoning his army of creaturs to head towards Zelda's castle]
Princess Zelda: Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever, you must help me Link.
Link: Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

King Bowser Koopa: Then as the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!

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