- Millicent Jordan: They call me up at this hour the miserable Cockney to say they've gone to Disney World! Disney World! And who am I going to get now! Nobody! Because nobody wants to have dinner with the rat family! Trouble! You don't know what trouble is either of you!
- Millicent Jordan: What were Ricky and the dessert man fighting about?
- Miss Wendell: Inflation...
- Millicent Jordan: Inflation! Inflation! Ricky and the dessert man had to have a fight about inflation! In the kitchen! It is almost five o'clock!
- Miss Wendell: We can't use the aspic.
- Millicent Jordan: I know we can't use the aspic. Ricky and the dessert man have stomped all over it! Do you suppose we could call up the aspic lion store and order another one?
- Miss Wendell: I don't think there is an aspic lion store...
- Millicent Jordan: I know there isn't an aspic lion store! That is the point! that is the whole point!
- Dan Packard: Love your books, love 'em!
- Carlotta Vance: What's your favorite?
- Dan Packard: That one ya see in all the airports with the naked bimbo on the cover. What's that one called?
- Carlotta Vance: Heidi.
- Millicent Jordan: Paula comes in looking like a rat, you come in looking like a rat! What are we, the rat family?
- Plant Person: I've tried this in three different places and it just doesn't... feel right.
- Plant Person: You are the plant person. that is why you are here, to do the lants. don't know what to do with the plants! I've lost a dinner guest!
- Dan Packard: That's no elevator! It's a birdcage! What's the matter, Jordan? You anti-technological?
- Carlotta Vance: I love profligate guest, jackets with linings... swiss chocolates apre' sex...
- Oliver Jordan: Still?
- Carlotta Vance: Still.