Little Monsters (1989)

Fred Savage: Brian

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• Maurice : You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful.

  Brian Stevenson : [studies remote]  Hey, what about the batteries?

  Maurice : I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?

  Brian Stevenson : That's gross.

• Brian Stevenson : We're in somebody elses house!

  Maurice : No! Duh! Well, where did you park your squad car, Dick Tracy?

• Maurice : Hey, dude. Come here bud. You don't know it yet, but tonight is your lucky night.

  Brian Stevenson : What do you mean?

  Maurice : I mean...

  Brian Stevenson : I know, you're going to grant me three wishes, right?

  Maurice : Wishes? Wishes? Wishes are bush-league leprechaun, pal. I'm a monster, okay. Listen to this. I'm a monster and monsters don't do wishes.

  Brian Stevenson : Then what do monsters do?

  Maurice : Good question. I have the time of my life.

• Brian Stevenson : Dad! A MONS... ter.

  Glen Stevenson : What are you doing Brian? What the hell is going on? Look at this mess.

  [Lifts his foot] 

  Glen Stevenson : What the hell am I stepping in? Doritos? Jesus...!

  Brian Stevenson : I'll clean it up.

  Glen Stevenson : You're damn right you will! Now get back in that bed Mr!

  Brian Stevenson : Wait, Dad there was a *monster* here. You've *gotta* believe me!

  Glen Stevenson : Brian, it's a pile of clothes! You're wrestling a pile of clothes!

  [Brian smiles softly] 

  Glen Stevenson : What's so funny?

  [Brian looks at his dad and his smile instantly fades] 

• Brian Stevenson : My bike! You ran over it!

  Glen Stevenson : [Madly]  My car! Whose fault is this, Brian?

  Brian Stevenson : Uh uh, no way, I parked it right over right there!

  Glen Stevenson : Oh, right, right, so before I got in the car, I went around and put it in there myself? Forget it, Charlie! First, my shirt, now this! I'm 15 minutes late here!

  Brian Stevenson : Well, what do you expect me to do with my bike?

  [Picks up the wheel then drops it back down] 

  Brian Stevenson : Look, it's destroyed!

  Glen Stevenson : Well, you're gonna have to learn to ride it like that! You're grounded for 2 weeks. No TV for 3, and you can forget about your allowance until that car is paid up.

  Holly Stevenson : Glen, isn't that a little rough?

  Glen Stevenson : Holly, don't make me the villain here!

• Glen Stevenson : Whatever you watched on TV last night was worth your allowance of 2 weeks of TV.

  Brian Stevenson : Huh?

  Glen Stevenson : [Sarcastically]  Huh?

  Holly Stevenson : We found the sandwich, Brian.

  Brian Stevenson : [Acting cordially]  What sandwich?

  Holly Stevenson : Brian Arthur Stevenson, you're the only person in this family who eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches.