Peter Donat credited as playing...
Sparky
- Zachary Hutton: If you think I'm such a failure, why do you keep on representing me?
- Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: That's like asking a heroin addict why he keeps shooting up. It's because he keeps hoping for that first-time rush, that cherry high, even though he knows he'll never get it again. He's hooked and he keeps hoping.
- Zachary Hutton: Watch out, I may surprise you.
- Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: You watch out, I'm beyond surprises.
- Zach: You are such a prick!
- Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: Most of my friends are pricks.
- Zach: Most of your pricks are friends.